bob realises he's been feeling lonely and ever so slightly unfulfilled. he decides life would be just a little bit more fun if he had a pet to share it with.
so the next day bob takes himself off to the local pet shop and tells the owner he wants to buy an unusual pet.
after some discussion bob finally decides on a pet centipede.
the pet shop owner supplies a little white box for the centipede to live in and a handbook on looking after your new pet.
bob carefully takes his new pet home, finds a good place for the box and starts reading the handbook.
quickly becoming bored he decideds the best way to get to know his new pet is by taking him to the pub for a pint.
through the box he asks the centipede, "fancy going down the queen's head with me for a beer?" but there was no answer.
this bothers bob a bit but he waits a few minutes more and then asks again, "how about going to the pub for a drink?"
but again, there's no answer from his new friend.
so he waits another few minutes, thinking about the situation.
he decides to ask him one last time;
this time he puts his face right up against the holes in the centipede's box and shouts, "hey, you in there! you want to go to the queen's head for a drink
with me?"
a little voice comes from the box:...........
"i heard you the first time! i'm putting my f****ng shoes on!
HILARIOUS!
